Staring at pattern/for STUPID FUCKING corset/Shit guys, my head hurts.
Someone tell me, please/because I don’t fucking know/how do I do this?
Help me help me help/I am going to fuck this up/again. Like last time.
There once was a lady from Spain*
Who found corset-making a pain.
Of it she soon tired,
so she set it a-fire,
and never tried sewing again.
*I am not really from Spain, but it’s easier to rhyme than “Georgia”