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Doing Science: Ranking Candy

11 Apr
In my free time I have been conducting a thorough investigation of Sweet Tarts’ Easter-themed candy, which is called Chicks Ducks and Bunnies.
This particular type of Sweet Tart comes in five colors (green, red, blue, yellow, purple) and three shapes (chick, duck, bunny).
After EXTENSIVE research, I can say with certainty that the best ones are as follows, presented here from Most Ideal Sweet Tart to Least Good Candy Ever:
 
  • Green Chicks
  • Green Bunnies
  • Red Chicks
  • Blue Chicks
  • Green Ducks
  • Purple Chicks
  • Purple Bunnies
  • Blue Bunnies
  • Red Bunnies
  • all other Ducks
  • mushy old carrots
  • onions snuck into otherwise beautifully cooked cheeseburgers
  • Voldemort
  • all yellow pieces

Of course science is ever-changing, and there’s plenty of room for peer review.

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